Two And A Half Men

Alan feels hurt when Charlie asks him to stay out of the house while Charlie's buddies come over. Then Alan learns his old friends are all at Judith's house for a get-together.

At Charlie's urging, Alan decides to put his past behind him and returns a ceramic giraffe he vindictively took from Judith during the divorce.

Jake thinks he's dreaming late one night when he sees the teacher who tried to get him suspended, Miss Pasternak, practically naked in Charlie's kitchen.

Jake adores Judith's rich, new boyfriend because the man has a boat and a pool, and he promises to teach Jake how to snorkel and scuba dive.

Charlie dates a woman, Sherri, who is a self-centered, manipulative narcissist--a female Charlie. But Charlie doesn't like the way Sherri treats him.

After Alan falls off the roof trying to fix the satellite dish, Charlie volunteers to take care of Jake for the weekend.

When Jake's school principal demands to meet immediately with Alan concerning a picture Jake drew of a large-breasted schoolmate, Alan leaves a message asking Charlie to help.

Charlie is dismayed to learn that Alan's recent dating spree has been with Alan's ex-wife, Judith. Charlie fears he will rarely get to see Jake if Alan and Judith reconcile.

Alan infuriates Charlie when he gives Berta permission to move into the beach house for a couple of days. Charlie reprimands Alan and informs him that he's just a houseguest.

After a woman Charlie has been having sex with professes her love for him, he responds inappropriately and suffers from impotence.

In the season premiere, Charlie deals with the immediate aftermath of his canceled wedding--and Alan's impulsive new marriage to 22-year-old Kandi.

Alan feels guilty when Charlie finally tells him why he broke up with Mia. The truth is that Charlie and Mia didn't get married because she had wanted Alan and Jake to move out.

Charlie attempts to surf in order to impress a beautiful girl--with disastrous results. After nearly drowning, he tells Alan that the guys' deceased father appeared to him.

Alan is determined to retain custody of his and Kandi's dog after Kandi walks away from their split with both the condominium and the car.

Alan is overjoyed that he'll no longer owe Judith alimony when she marries her new fiancé, Herb. However, Judith and Herb's marriage plans are threatened.

In the fifth season premiere, Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high school -- but they might end up traumatizing him instead.

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother. And Alan's date, Sharon, reacts oddly after having sex with Alan.

Charlie allows Alan to introduce him to a sophisticated, intelligent judge, Linda. Unfortunately, intimidated Charlie behaves so badly at dinner that Linda refuses to see him again.

In the 100th episode, Charlie gets closer to consummating his relationship with Linda, but he keeps seeing Rose's face everywhere he turns. Jane Lynch appears as Dr. Freeman.

Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain the 4-year-old son of his girlfriend, Linda. Meanwhile, Alan becomes a human "guinea pig."

On the sixth season premiere, Charlie encounters an ex-girlfriend whose son looks an awful lot like him.

Alan lends Charlie money and then attempts to get it back.

Charlie tries cooking, Alan tries dating & Jake tries beer.

Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist as Alan anxiously awaits disaster.

The guys bump into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie. Charlie tries to help her out, but things spiral out of control.

On the seventh season premiere, Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his old flame, Mia.

Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Melissa move in.

Alan plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother.

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn, and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes."

Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house.

Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.

After the death of Charlie Harper, Alan faces the reality of moving out of his brother's beach house - until he meets a depressed Internet billionaire whose wife just left him.

Walden buys Charlie's house and hires Berta as his live-in housekeeper, forcing Alan to move back in with his mom. However, Alan sees an opportunity to come back when Walden asks for advice about getting his wife back.

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Lyndsey.

While Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risqué movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.

Walden weighs his options after his elaborate marriage proposal featuring fireworks and Michael Bolton fails.

Following his break-up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown.

Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice up their love life.

Walden is conflicted when a friend's hot daughter comes to visit, but the problem solves itself when Jake arrives for a surprise visit.

After a series of bad double-date setups with Alan and Lyndsey, Walden meets a new woman--Charlie's ex Rose.

Walden is forced to deal with two freeloading Harpers when Charlie's daughter that nobody knew he had arrives at the beach house.

Charlie's daughter Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her 91 1/2 year old boyfriend, and Lyndsey cheats on her new boyfriend with Alan.

Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire.

Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair is jeopardized.

Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend in an effort to find out what he has that Alan doesn't. Meanwhile, Walden helps Jenny be more proactive in her acting career.

On the twelfth and final season premiere, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help, following a Halloween health scare.

When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married.

Walden and Alan have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple.

Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who's considering them to adopt her baby.

Walden decides to foster a six-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don't bond like he expected.