Universal Basic Guys

Threatened by a doctor's kindness toward Tammy, Mark buys her a chimpanzee, which rips off his face. Hank bonds with the chimpanzee via its Bluetooth. David's dog saves him and Mernft Man from a pet snake.

David and Andrea unexpectedly rekindle their romance when they go on a cruise with Mark and Tammy. Mark catches a whale that threatens the safety of the cruise. Hank dates a mermaid who dislikes hot dogs.

Mark and his stepson Darren encounter the Jersey Devil while searching for a handmade boomerang given to Darren by his father. David is put through the wringer trying to return a sex doll he swears he didn't buy.

Tammy is upset that an elite country club only takes men, so Mark joins it to supposedly change it from within. The club owner's wife invites Tammy to join an elite league of women dedicated to combating global female issues.

Mark buys a Jaws of Life to save lives out of jealousy of the attention Tammy receives for saving a choking stranger, who has become more than a little obsessed with her.