The King of Queens

Doug's recent purchase of a motorcycle angers Carrie, but soon after, Doug secretly gets tired of it. Arthur gets a job at pretzel shop.

Carrie is sad because she has no friends to hang out with her. Doug decides to introduce Carrie to a woman who just moved into the neighborhood. Carrie spends a lot of time with her new friend which makes Doug jealous.

Doug is messing around at work with a stapler gun and accidentally gets shot in an unlikely place.

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie if they would be godparents of their two children, but Doug and Carrie are not sure if they're right for the job.

Doug gets very upset with Carrie after he sees that his big screen TV is stolen after Carrie left the garage door open.

When Doug does the voice of a new co-worker, he feels that Carrie will only listen to him if he does the voice. Doug now wonders if Carrie is still attracted to him.

When Doug's boss sees what a comedian he is, he asks him to "roast" him at his banquet. However, Doug finds that he is not as funny as he first thought. Will Doug be able to "roast" his boss?

Doug is offended that Carrie wants him to lose weight, so he vows to lose thirty pounds. In the process, Doug gives Carrie a remark that she wears too much make up to settle the score.

Carrie decides to return to college, with very little time to get things done.

While Doug's company is in strict negotiations, he decides to buy a brand new SUV. When Carrie finds out, she demands him to take it back. At this time, IPS has gone on strike. Now Doug is out of work.

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires Holly to walk Arthur. The plan backfires, however when Carrie starts spending more on her own endeavors than with Doug.

Doug surprises Carrie with laser eye surgery for her birthday. In an effort to save money, he chooses a cheaper doctor which results in a very worried couple when her sight does not return properly.

Doug is on course to break the record for the number of days without an "incident" - no complaints and no broken packages. The older members of the IPS depot aren't too happy that Doug is going to break the record held by their friend.

The friendship between Doug & Carrie and Deacon & Kelly is seriously tested when Doug smashes Deacon and Kelly's car.

Carrie brings Doug to her company retreat for the weekend. Carrie tries to get Doug to look like a successful person, but he puts on a bad show.

Doug gets Arthur to accompany him in his bed because he can't sleep without Carrie.

After their neighbors hear Doug and Carrie in a big fight, Carrie tries to convince the neighbors, Mike and Debi that they are better than that; Arthur gets Spence to let him ride the subway for free.

After she gets the raise she prayed for, Carrie starts praying for all kinds of things. Doug can't help himself and starts praying for petty things as well.

Deacon brings his son over to Doug and Carrie's house after foot ball practice, and Deacon begins to complain about how Kirby hates it. So Deacon asks Doug to help him teach the team. Doug begins to love the sport again...a little too much.

While Carrie has to babysit the boss's son, Doug flirts with an ugly girl at the bowling alley to make her feel better. Spence bought TiVo and can't wait to see what TiVo will record for him.

Doug takes Carrie out for a romantic holiday to a place they visited ten years ago.

After Doug got really worried when he raved about the vacation with an ex-girlfriend ten years ago, the vacation with Carrie in the same region has been bad from the start.

While Spence isn't happy with Denise's new job waiting tables, Doug can't handle the fact that Arthur and Carrie are better at ping pong than he is.

Doug and Carrie want to renew their vows.

Deacon finds the opportunity to sleep with a very attractive woman; knowing this, Doug finds out that Kelly wishes to get back with Deacon.

Doug takes Carrie to a spa because he needs credit to go to Las Vegas with the guys.

Doug feels neglected when Carrie works overtime and seems to even like her job.

While on his way to an overeating support group Doug notices an abusive relationship group and joins them instead.

While Carrie is very pleased when she gets her own assistant, Doug isn't happy with a new and funny colleague.

Carrie brings Doug to one of her work parties, but Doug forgets one of Carrie's co-workers names so he fakes cardiac arrest.

Doug wants Carrie to take pole dancing lessons so she can give shows for him in the bedroom.

Doug and Carrie consider marriage counseling while Arthur wants to direct (and act in) a play at the senior center.

Carrie learns that when they were dating, Doug lied to her about his (un)employment status to get her in bed.

Doug finds out that Jared does not like him, so he tries to become friends with the guy but comes on too strong.

Deacon gets a sandwich named after him at Cooper's, infuriating Doug. Holly announces she is moving away with her boyfriend, but Carrie is not fond of the idea and Arthur cannot seem to say good-bye.

When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck from a stranger.

Things get out of hand as Doug frantically tries to stop a woman who claims to have spent a romantic weekend with him from calling the house.

Carrie gets upset because one of her fellow secretaries "steals her moxie" and gets a promotion, and everything at IPS falls apart after Doug temporarily takes over the office.

Deacon and Kelly don't want Doug around Major anymore after he inadvertently scares him, and Arthur begins a new business selling senior citizen services to carpoolers.

Doug adopts a dog at a block party to look like a better person, without telling Carrie. After Doug turns the dog into him (lazy) the couple tries to find a way to get rid of it.