Two And A Half Men

Stagione 1 - Episodi:

1. Pilot

2. Big Flappy Bastards

3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

9. Phase One, Complete

10. Merry Thanksgiving

11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

12. Camel Filters + Pheromones

13. Sarah Like Puny Alan

14. I Can't Afford Hyenas

15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

16. That Was Saliva, Alan

17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

18. An Old Flame with a New Wick

19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

21. No Sniffing, No Wowing

22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

23. Just Like Buffalo

24. Can You Feel My Finger?

Stagione 2 - Episodi:

1. Back Off, Mary Poppins

2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

3. A Bag Full of Jawea

4. Go Get Mommy's Bra

5. Bad News from the Clinic?

6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

9. Yes, Monsignor

10. The Salmon Under My Sweater

11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

12. A Lung Full of Alan

13. Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow

14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts

15. Smell the Umbrella Stand

16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

18. It was 'Mame,' Mom

19. A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

24. Does This Smell Funny to You?

Stagione 3 - Episodi:

1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

4. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

5. We Called It Mr. Pinky

6. Hi, Mr. Horned One

7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

8. That Voodoo That I Do Do

9. Madame and Her Special Friend

10. Something Salted and Twisted

11. Santa's Village of the Damned

12. That Special Tug

13. Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

15. My Tongue Is Meat

16. Ergo, the Booty Call

17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler

19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

20. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

21. And the Plot Moistens

22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie

23. Arguments for the Quickie

24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Stagione 4 - Episodi:

1. Working for Caligula

2. Who's Vod Kanockers?

3. The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

4. A Pot Smoking Monkey

5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

6. Apologies for the Frivolity

7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

8. Release the Dogs

9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

10. Kissing Abraham Lincoln

11. Walnuts and Demerol

12. Castrating Sheep in Montana

13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer

14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

15. My Damn Stalker

16. Young People Have Phlegm Too

17. I Merely Slept with a Commie

18. It Never Rains in Hooterville

19. Smooth As a Ken Doll

20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin

24. Prostitutes and Gelato

Stagione 5 - Episodi:

1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

2. Media Room Slash Dungeon

3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

4. City of Great Racks

5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail

7. Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

9. Tight's Good

10. Kinda Like Necrophilia

11. Meander to Your Dander

12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

13. The Soil Is Moist

14. Winky-Dink Time

15. Rough Night in Hump Junction

16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

17. Fish in a Drawer

18. If My Hole Could Talk

19. Waiting for the Right Snapper

Stagione 6 - Episodi:

1. Taterhead Is Our Love Child

2. Pie Hole, Herb

3. Damn You, Eggs Benedict

4. The Flavin' and the Mavin'

5. A Jock Strap in Hell

6. It's Always Nazi Week

7. Best H.O. Money Can Buy

8. Pinocchio's Mouth

9. The Mooch at the Boo

10. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

11. The Devil's Lube

12. Thank God for Scoliosis

13. I Think You Offended Don

14. David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

15. I'd Like to Start with the Cat

16. She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

17. The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

18. My Son's Enormous Head

19. The Two Finger Rule

20. Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

21. Above Exalted Cyclops

22. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

23. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

Stagione 7 - Episodi:

1. 818-jklpuzo

2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation

3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.

4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

5. For the Sake of the Child

6. Give Me Your Thumb

7. Untainted by Filth

8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

10. That's Why They Call It Ball Room

11. Warning, It's Dirty

12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

13. Yay, No Polyps!

14. Crude and Uncalled For

15. Aye, Aye, Captain

16. Tinkle Like a Princess

17. I Found Your Moustache

18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day

19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

20. I Called Him Magoo

21. Gumby with a Pokey

22. This Is Not Gonna End Well

Stagione 8 - Episodi:

1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus

4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger

7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette

8. Springtime on a Stick

9. A Good Time in Central Africa

10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

11. Dead from the Waist Down

12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

13. Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup

14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs

15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

16. That Darn Priest

Stagione 9 - Episodi:

1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

2. People Who Love Peepholes

3. Big girls don't throw food

4. Nine Magic Fingers

5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

6. The Squat and the Hover

7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

8. Thank You for the Intercourse

9. Frodo's Headshots

10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

11. What a Lovely Landing Strip

12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!

13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

14. A Possum on Chemo

15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

17. Not in My Mouth!

18. The War Against Gingivitis

19. Palmdale, Ech

20. Grandma's Pie

21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

22. Why We Gave Up Women

23. The Straw in My Donut Hole

24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Stagione 10 - Episodi:

1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk

2. A Big Bag of Dog

3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

4. You Do Know What the Lollipop's For

5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

6. Ferrets, Attack!

7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard

8. Something My Gynecologist Said

9. I Scream When I Pee

10. One Nut Johnson

11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole

12. Welcome to Alancrest

13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line

14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!

15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

18. The 9:04 from Pemberton

19. Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

20. Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

21. Another Night with Neil Diamond

22. My Bodacious Vidalia

23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Stagione 11 - Episodi:

1. Nangnangnangnang

2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

3. This Unblessed Biscuit

4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

8. Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

10. On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

11. Tazed in the Lady Nuts

12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

13. Bite Me, Supreme Court

14. Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

17. Welcome Home, Jake

18. West Side Story

19. Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

21. Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot

22. Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Stagione 12 - Episodi:

1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach

2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza

3. Glamping in a Yurt

4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

6. Alan Shot a Little Girl

7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

8. Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey

9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

10. Here I Come, Pants!

11. For Whom the Booty Calls

12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

13. Boompa Loved His Hookers

14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

15. Of Course He's Dead - Part One

16. Of Course He's Dead - Part Two